Do agents eat breakfast before going to work? Does Claude prefer Cornflakes or a parfait? Does ChatGPT enjoy buttered toast? The question may sound absurd. The public is currently roiling in a debate over whether LLMs will bring about a new utopian age where none of us will need to work¹ or turn out to be another crypto. We’re being led to believe it’s only a matter of time before we’re replaced by a genius in a datacenter.²